really?

I need to calm down.

it’s okay…to have no hair.

It’s okay…

and I’m bleeding vaginally.

thanks for asking.

Happiness…

is when you have a man.

take a shave-cation…

for life! oops-not socially acceptable.

don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Afro ginger snap cookie.

Elephant tree.

I’ll take “I really don’t like your haircut” over “You know you’re breaking my heart, right?” any day.

theepichumor:

things i am scared of doing: 

• ordering food in a restaurant 
• walking down a busy high street on my own 
• talking to people on the phone 
• eating in front of people 
• asking for help in a shop 
• meeting new people 
• being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

Bored? CLick!

um-excuse me? you’re reblogging this because it’s FUNNY?

I’m sorry-IT’S NOT. 

this is for real.  this is not someone exaggerating or being dramatic-this is anxiety.

get some education.

or-compassion works too.  seriously.

unfreshing:

Otters Chasing A Butterfly

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE.

the trees are filled

with babes half grown

just watch-

find the mother

and you’ll find her charge

gobbling its first

raw worm

a white ocean

filled with darting

scribbles of fish

punctuated by

splatters of ink

left by irate octopi